Remy: I Need a Boat (GOP Spending Version)
You can’t torpedo spending if you’re torpedo spending.
Parody of Morgan Wallen’s “Need A Boat,” written and performed by Remy. Music tracks mastered by Ben Karlstrom.
LYRICS
This draft bill don’t look fine right now
And it ain’t doing the trick (No…)
We’re so dangerously indebted now
And this adds to the debt.
It adds one, two trillion, that’s not great.
But what if we add something manufactured in your state?
Would a bridge change your mind? No, but if anything can
It’d be me on a dock pushing off of dry land.
I need a lake, a ship built in my state.
I’d even take a fleet.
Can one of them be named for me?
Sir, we’re running out!
Yeah, what I need right now…
Are some real high ceilings
New-ship feeling
Me on the deck j
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