Remy: Strategic Fartcoin Reserve
If it passes the House, clear the room.
Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks mastered by Ben Karlstrom.
LYRICS:
Hey scholars, it’s squalor if we don’t stock up the shelves
The dollar’s hotter, buys Prada, but man I want something else
We must exceed the meager savings of the people we serve
That’s why I’m pleading: We need a Strategic Fartcoin Reserve
What puts the ass in asset? The bs in blocks?
I’m talking Fartcoin baby, we gone stock up Fart Knox
The sky is the limit, yeah this chance can’t be missed
What’s this chart telling you? That mistaken people exist?
It’s a valuable token. Whose use case is nothing, boys
Limited supply, like the 10 million other coins
Crypto-secure, it’s a peak-needed asset
Who made this thing? Our founder, Yugo Nidagasex
Are you on meth? Fool, I’m on methane
Just look at this chart—it’s going up like a jet plane
We need a store of value for the people, it’s true
Isn’t gold number one? Maybe it’s time for number two.
Hey scholars, it’s squalor if we don’t stock up the shelves
Gold is old and it’s a bore we need to rock something
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