Not Like Us (Federal Employee Version)
Parody of Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” written and performed by Remy.
LYRICS:
Psst
I pay dead people
You think you’re getting rid of us federal employees?
Think again…working from home, mustard on my tee, no
Ain’t going back, talk to OMB bro
Underfired, overpaid, can’t be seen though
Turned my camera off to exfoliate my T-zone
Getting mailed checks as long as I am alive
You work late? I am on my couch at five
Automatic raises, they keep going higher
Trying to get rid of me? You gone need a miner
It’s real—and it’s fantastic
GS-14 “working” down in Myrtle
Snapping selfies cuz I saw a turtle
The back-to-work requirement is one you can not hurdle
Look at me I’m doing work (J.K. it’s the Wordle)
Taxpayer folks work hard with their hands
We take their money cuz apparently, w
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