“Muh Sub!!”

Muh sub! Muh sub! What happened to MUH SUB!?!?

It’s always those leftists, those progressives, infiltrating muh safe space and talking craziness and nonsense!

What happened to freedom lovers!? What happened to guns!? I don’t want to hear about how pro-labor concepts can make a person more financially secure, thus liberating them to have more autonomy in their daily lives. I don’t want to hear about how land is a finite resource and policy should encourage people to put it to good use or sell it to somebody who will. I don’t wanna hear about rEgUlAtiOns (yuck!).

I want to hear from people who advocate for free speach, not people who have different ideas than me!

This is muh sub, and it’s being overrun by people who aren’t me! This isn’t what I want, I want something different!

O, woe is me and the tragic fate of muh sub!