HOW IS BIDEN A MODERATE CONSERVATIVE?

Can someone please explain this to me? Someone just told me that Biden is a moderate conservative, and I am flabbergasted. It makes no sense. Have you went to his website and read through his stances?

Trump is a conservative. Explain to me in laymen’s terms HOW THE FUCK Biden is placed ANYWHERE NEAR Trump? Name 7 conservative stances that they both agree on. I’ll wait.