Imagine if deciding your vote was like being at a 5 star restaurant…

Imagine if deciding your vote was like being at a 5 star restaurant.

It’s so difficult to decide what the menu has to offer because there are so many choices and everything has so much promise.

Instead, the duopoly has us stranded at a sketchy gas station and our decision of picking the 3 day old hot dog, or the 3 day old pizza is based off of which one we think will give us less food poisoning.