An Imagined #SCOTUS Group Chat for FDA v. American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists
@Clerk: Briefing completed in abortion case.
@Chief: I vote to deny the stay. We are too close to the election to rule on abortion. What do you all think?
@RBG: Steve, Sonia, Elena, and I will join you. That makes five.
@Chief: Okay, Sam and Clarence, I assume you want to dissent?
@PhilliesFan: I can’t believe I have to do this again.
@BigRed: We should vote to overrule Roe already.
@Chief: Okay, Neil and Brett, what do you think?
@RobesNotCapes: Uh, I won’t say anything. Still smarting from Bostock.
@BeachWeek: I’ll find some technical jurisdictional way to avoid ruling on abortion again.
@Chief: Fine. Sam, can you please finish your dissent in about a week or so.
@PhilliesFan: Hey Chief, now you have four votes.
@TheRealChief: I have an idea. What if we deny the stay without denying the stay.
@Chief: What do you mean Elena?
@TheRealChief: What if we remand to the District Court, and give it another opportunity to reconsider whether its nationwide
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