Why I Hate Kitties and Other Stuff
I hate cats. Well, no, actually, I like cats, it’s just that I’m allergic to cats. I have owned cats before too… But I tried to never touch them. If I touched them and put my hands near my eyes, I’d break out. Cats have something that makes my eyes itchy.
The only thing in the world I am allergic to are cats. Ewww!
But now, today, I can actually say I honestly hate cats. I mean, I hate Russian cats. I’m so glad that the World Whatchamacallum’s have banned Russian cats from all world competitions. Well, done, guys!
That’ll teach those Russian cats to not back that horrible dictator Voldemort Putin from invading a sovereign country. He can’t do that!
Only the United States can do that!
And the next thing that pisses me off is the banning of Tchaikovsky. No matter that the dude died about 100 years ago… He is still a Russian and as the old saying g
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